Husband to wife :- Today is a fine day.
Next day he says :- Today is a fine day.
Again next day, he says same thing – Today is a fine day.
Finally after a week, the wife can’t take it and asks her husband :-
Since last one week, you are saying this ‘Today is a fine day’. I am fed up. What’s the matter?
Husband :- Last week when we had an argument, you said,”I will leave you one fine day.
“I was just trying to remind you….