Women will spend hours dressing up to go out, and then they’ll go out and spend more time checking out other women. Men can never catch women checking out other men; women will always catch men checking out other women.
Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren’t looking, men kick cats.
Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man’s responsibility, The most embarrassing thing for women is to find another woman wearing the same dress at a formal party.
Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.
Women especially love a bargain. The question of “need” is irrelevant, so don’t bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.