Category Archives: Jokes

Collection of Funny Jokes, Sardar Jokes, Teacher Student Jokes, Doctor Patient Jokes, Santa Banta Jokes, Husband Wife Jokes, Girlfriend Boyfriend Jokes and many more..

Santa Banta Jokes – Happy Married Life

Santa asked Banta, “What is the secret behind your happy married life?”

Banta said, “You should share responsibilities with due love and respect to each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems.”

Santa asked, “Can you explain?”

Banta said, “In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each others decisions.”

Still not convinced, Santa asked him, “Give me some examples”

Banta said, “Smaller issues like which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit home town, which Sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy, monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc are decided by my wife. I just agree to it”

Santa asked, “Then what is your role?”

Banta said, “My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America should attack Syria, whether the European Union should lift sanctions over Zimbabwe, etc. Do you know one thing,
my wife NEVER objects to any of these.”

Mother Son Jokes – Responsibilities

One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.

MOM : “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.”

SON : “But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.”

MOM : “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.”

SON : “One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.”

MOM : “Oh! that’s not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.”

SON : “Give me two good reasons WHY I should go to school?”

MOM : “One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilities.
Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.

Boy Girl Jokes – a Computer Problem

Girl calls the Help Desk Boy to complain a computer problem.

Girl: When I type computer password, it just shows star star star star. Wat the hell ?

Help Desk Boy: Maam, those stars are to protect you, so that if a person standing behind u,
they can’t read your password.
.
Girl: Yeah, but stars appear even when there is no one standing behind me

Funny Jokes – Customer Vs Waiter

Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny.Waiter: Funny? But then why aren’t you laughing ?
.
.
Customer: Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup.

Waiter: So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard ?
.
.
Customer: Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.

Waiter: That’s all right sir, he won’t drink much.
.
.
Customer: Waiter, there’s a dead beetle in my soup.

Waiter: Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.

Boss Employee Jokes – Lucky Guy

In a factory: A man standing on the floor and looking aimlessly.

CEO of that factory came and asked his salary,

Man replied: 5000 sir.

CEO took out his wallet and gave 15000 and told him:

“I pay people here to work and not to waste time, like you.
This is your 3 months salary, Now get out of here. Never come back”.

That guy left . . .

Then CEO asked workers “who was that guy?”.

workers replied : “He was courier boy sir,