Category Archives: Jokes

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a Shopping Mall

In a Bar,a man attended a phone-call: Hello! Yes Honey.
Wife: Darling, I’am in a shopping mall. Shall I buy Jewelry worth Rs. 1 LAKH?
Man: Sure Honey.
Wife: 1 Silk-Saree worth Rs. 20000 dear, shall I?
Man: One saree not enough honey, take 1 more.
Wife: Ok dear, I have your credit-card. Shall I use now?
Man: Sure, with pleasure.
All friends asked him after he put down his mobile: You love your wife this much?
Man: “EXCUSE ME, WHOSE MOBILE IS THIS“?

A man and his father in law

A man went to meet his father in law to be and was chewing gum. The father in law shouted at him in a harsh voice.

Father-in-law: Young man, you’re coming to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage and you’re chewing gum. That’s a sign of disrespect!

Man: Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or smoke.

Father-in-law: You mean you drink and smoke, and you’re here to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage?

Man: Sir, I only drink and smoke when I go to the club.

Father-in-law: You club too?

Man: I’m sorry sir, I started clubbing when I came out of prison.

Father-in-law: You’ve also been to prison before? Oh my God!

Man: Sorry sir, I went to jail when I killed someone.

Father-in-law: What!!! You’re a killer?

Man: Sir, I was angry because a certain man didn’t allow me to marry his daughter, so I killed him!

Father-in-law: Oh! Okay…. You know what? You’re highly welcome my son. You are on the right track. You’re absolutely the right Man for my daughter. Welcome to the family

Funny Old Man

A traveler walking along a road asked an old man working in a field as to how long it would take to get to the next village.

The old man did not answer, so the stranger went on his way. He had not gone far when he heard a call : “Hi, mister, come back.”

The traveler returned and the old man said, “It’ll take you about 20 minutes”.

“Why didn’t you tell me that when I asked you?” asked the traveler.

“How did I know how fast you were going to walk?” replied the old man.

The poor boy

Two women friends met after many years.

“Tell me,” said one, “What happened to your son?”

“My son? the poor, poor lad!” sighed the other. “What an unfortunate marriage he made to a girl who won’t do a stitch of work in the house. She won’t cook, she won’t sew, she won’t wash or clean. All she does is sleep and loaf and read in bed. The poor boy even has to bring her breakfast in bed, would you believe it?”

“That’s really awful!”

“And what about your daughter?”

“Ah, now she’s the lucky one! She married an angel. He won’t let her do anything in the house. He has servants to do the cooking and sewing and washing and leaning. And each morning he brings her breakfast in bed, would you believe it? All she does is sleep for as long as she wishes and spends the rest of the day relaxing and reading in bed.”