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Today is a fine day

Husband to wife :- Today is a fine day.

Next day he says :- Today is a fine day.

Again next day, he says same thing – Today is a fine day.

Finally after a week, the wife can’t take it and asks her husband :-

Since last one week, you are saying this ‘Today is a fine day’. I am fed up. What’s the matter?

Husband :- Last week when we had an argument, you said,”I will leave you one fine day.

“I was just trying to remind you….

Bhola At a Grocery Store

Bhola goes to a grocery store.  He finds cat food at special prices.  He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out.  The Manager gets suspicious.  He thinks that this guy cannot have a cat and will probably feed cat food to his kids.  He asks Bhola to show him his cat before he could let him have cat food.  Bhola goes home and returns with a cat and gets to buy the cat food.

Next week Bhola finds dog food at special prices.  He picks a dozen cans of dog food and goes to check out.  The Manager again gets suspicious.  He thinks that this guy has a cat but he cannot have a dog and he will probably feed dog-food to his kids.  He asks Bhola to bring and show him the dog before he can let him have dog food.  Bhola goes home and returns with a dog.  He gets to buy the dog food.

Next week Bhola comes to the grocery store with a bag.  He asks the manager to put his hand in the bag.  The Manager puts his hand in the bag and immediately takes it out.  He shouts at Bhola: “What! This is shit!”

Bhola calmly replies: “Yes, and I want toilet paper”

Fun Facts About Women

Women will spend hours dressing up to go out, and then they’ll go out and spend more time checking out other women. Men can never catch women checking out other men; women will always catch men checking out other women.

Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren’t looking, men kick cats.

Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man’s responsibility, The most embarrassing thing for women is to find another woman wearing the same dress at a formal party.

Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.

Women especially love a bargain. The question of “need” is irrelevant, so don’t bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.

a Shopping Mall

In a Bar,a man attended a phone-call: Hello! Yes Honey.
Wife: Darling, I’am in a shopping mall. Shall I buy Jewelry worth Rs. 1 LAKH?
Man: Sure Honey.
Wife: 1 Silk-Saree worth Rs. 20000 dear, shall I?
Man: One saree not enough honey, take 1 more.
Wife: Ok dear, I have your credit-card. Shall I use now?
Man: Sure, with pleasure.
All friends asked him after he put down his mobile: You love your wife this much?
Man: “EXCUSE ME, WHOSE MOBILE IS THIS“?

A man and his father in law

A man went to meet his father in law to be and was chewing gum. The father in law shouted at him in a harsh voice.

Father-in-law: Young man, you’re coming to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage and you’re chewing gum. That’s a sign of disrespect!

Man: Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or smoke.

Father-in-law: You mean you drink and smoke, and you’re here to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage?

Man: Sir, I only drink and smoke when I go to the club.

Father-in-law: You club too?

Man: I’m sorry sir, I started clubbing when I came out of prison.

Father-in-law: You’ve also been to prison before? Oh my God!

Man: Sorry sir, I went to jail when I killed someone.

Father-in-law: What!!! You’re a killer?

Man: Sir, I was angry because a certain man didn’t allow me to marry his daughter, so I killed him!

Father-in-law: Oh! Okay…. You know what? You’re highly welcome my son. You are on the right track. You’re absolutely the right Man for my daughter. Welcome to the family