Husband to wife :- Today is a fine day.
Next day he says :- Today is a fine day.
Again next day, he says same thing – Today is a fine day.
Finally after a week, the wife can’t take it and asks her husband :-
Since last one week, you are saying this ‘Today is a fine day’. I am fed up. What’s the matter?
Husband :- Last week when we had an argument, you said,”I will leave you one fine day.
“I was just trying to remind you….
In a Bar,a man attended a phone-call: Hello! Yes Honey.
Wife: Darling, I’am in a shopping mall. Shall I buy Jewelry worth Rs. 1 LAKH?
Man: Sure Honey.
Wife: 1 Silk-Saree worth Rs. 20000 dear, shall I?
Man: One saree not enough honey, take 1 more.
Wife: Ok dear, I have your credit-card. Shall I use now?
Man: Sure, with pleasure.
All friends asked him after he put down his mobile: You love your wife this much?
Man: “EXCUSE ME, WHOSE MOBILE IS THIS“?
Two women friends met after many years.
“Tell me,” said one, “What happened to your son?”
“My son? the poor, poor lad!” sighed the other. “What an unfortunate marriage he made to a girl who won’t do a stitch of work in the house. She won’t cook, she won’t sew, she won’t wash or clean. All she does is sleep and loaf and read in bed. The poor boy even has to bring her breakfast in bed, would you believe it?”
“That’s really awful!”
“And what about your daughter?”
“Ah, now she’s the lucky one! She married an angel. He won’t let her do anything in the house. He has servants to do the cooking and sewing and washing and leaning. And each morning he brings her breakfast in bed, would you believe it? All she does is sleep for as long as she wishes and spends the rest of the day relaxing and reading in bed.”